We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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