Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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