he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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