The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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