We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
My underwear smells like fireworks.
should my penis look like a turkey
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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