who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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