windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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