so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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