He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
