Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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