i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I wear drunk well.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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