i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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