Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Shame is for Republicans.
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