Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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