I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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