is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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