Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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