chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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