Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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