she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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