Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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