There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Oh god it's open bar.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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