she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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