I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
