There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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