She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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