she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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