yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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