My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
my nose is crying tears of wow.
pray to the hookup gods
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