He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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