no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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