So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Randomize
