i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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