Dual....:-)
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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