It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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