So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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