8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
wow bdsm is so cute
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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