I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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