physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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