? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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