I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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