I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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