And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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