she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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