and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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