he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im having a threesome with these popsicles
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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