Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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