drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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