bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
