just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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