Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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