So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
