office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Is it because I queefed?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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