Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
someone threw a dead crab at me
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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