Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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