Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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