Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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